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In the city,
The mighty city,
The driver sleeps tonight.
Hush, my darling,
Be still, my darling,
There are no trains tonight.

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In the station,
The quiet station,
The driver sleeps tonight.
Just wait longer,
A little longer,
There are no trains tonight.

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In the carriage,
The quiet carriage,
T'conductor sleeps tonight.
Don't be scared now,
There'll be no checks now,
T'conductor sleeps tonight.

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RossRail - We don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Idea and chorus from a posting by John Rowland, verse 1 by Clive Feather, verses 2 and 3 by A Boodoo. Apologies by Bill Hayles